Oh PLEASE

Tube station fully mocking me right now

'Mind the gap'... I've been mindful of the gap for an eternity

Is it even a gap if tneres no end in sight?!

Someone emailed me their CV today to say they had a 5 week gap if I had any filler work... I of course replied with kindness but internally was screaming IT'S A 5 WEEK GAP - TRY 5 MONTHS

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