In the realm of motion pictures, where sound is key,
There's a recordist with wit, and that recordist is me.
Since '98, I've been immersed in this field,
Capturing audio magic, ensuring it's sealed.

Self-employed since '09, I've charted my own course,
For me, this passion never feels like work or force.
With quick airport access, I'm always on the go,
Ready to capture sound, wherever I may flow.

My ATA carnet keeps things smooth and hassle-free,
As I travel far and wide, my gear beside me.
Equipped with the best tools, I never settle for less,
From mics to recorders, I strive to impress.

Learning is my constant companion, always at my side,
Expanding my knowledge with each project I guide.
And if you believe the rumors, I must confess,
99 clients claim I'm bad, but they're in jest!

So, directors, producers, and DOPs out there,
Give me a chance, and you'll see I truly care.
From documentary shoots to wireless channels galore,
I adapt swiftly, offering options and more.

In my carry-on bag, a nimble setup resides,
Ready to capture sound on adventurous rides.
And for larger productions, fear not, I'm prepared,
With 12 channels of wireless, your audio needs are aired.

So, let's create movie magic, together we'll explore,
With wit and expertise, I'll capture sound like never before.
From '98 to now, my journey's been grand,
And as a location sound recordist, I'm here to take a stand.